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Was this week’s most heralded speech from the throne a success? Well, as I see it, if clichés, bad grammar, vapid assertions and a grade school level of eloquence can lift a nation’s spirits, the throne speech was the elevator we were all waiting for. By any other measure, it was a maudlin bore, of a banality so painful it may have induced shock in the few who willingly endured the whole of it.
If you were looking for poetry, it was there — all of it in a single sentence, in which we learned that Canada “was like a reed in high winds, we might sway but we will not break.” Which was comforting to know, I suppose, though the notion of a country being compared with a reed doesn’t quite strike the heroic note these things are notionally supposed to aim for.
And while I’m on the subject of the reed, if it was in high winds, it would have to sway, no might about it. Why Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s factory of speech manufacturers wished to be tentative on this point is best left to them to unravel.